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愚人节英文恶搞短信

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愚人节英文恶搞短信

preacher: why? what did he do to you?

神父:为什么?他对你做了什么吗?

girl: he touched my breast.

女孩:他 他摸我的胸部

preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)

神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)

girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.

女孩:(因为神父的举动而有壹些害羞)嗯 是的

preacher: that s no reason to call him that.

神父:只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊

girl: but he also took off my cloth.

女孩:但是 他又把我的衣服脱掉

preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)

神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)

girl: yes, that s what he did.

女孩:是的,是这样子

愚人节英文恶搞短信

preacher: why? what did he do to you?

神父:为什么?他对你做了什么吗?

girl: he touched my breast.

女孩:他 他摸我的胸部

preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)

神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)

girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.

女孩:(因为神父的举动而有壹些害羞)嗯 是的

preacher: that s no reason to call him that.

神父:只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊

girl: but he also took off my cloth.

女孩:但是 他又把我的衣服脱掉

preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)

神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)

girl: yes, that s what he did.

女孩:是的,是这样子没错

preacher: that s still no reason to call him that.

神父:可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊

girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

女孩:然后 他把他的 那个 放到我的 那个 里面

preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)

神父:(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)

girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that s what he did...

女孩:(数分钟后)喔 是的 就是这样子

preacher: my dear girl, that s still no reason to call him a...

神父:我亲ai的孩子,就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他“你这个 ”

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Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !

因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这壹切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是 我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京好有特点的文化遗产之壹,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽xing高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以 拍你用它好合适!

Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!

心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2壹样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

在我眼里,你看上去永远是无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然入睡 我真羡慕你呀,唉!有时候想想,像你那样做头猪也挺好的!

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